Aussie l INFP l 20 l Slytherin l Dark Fae

polyshipper Tedra. Beware the Morridoc shipper. she bites writes. I have a fascination with queens and boobs. Thankfully they go hand in hand.

 Dark Fae wandering

Being Human [10] (Lauren/Evony)

Title: Justifiable Homicide 

Rating: M

Fandom: Lost Girl

Relationship: Lauren/Evony

Warnings: Crime, violence, and sex?

Summary: “Excuse you, I am the best fucking mechanic there is, if that car breaks down I can fix it before you can say shit.”

Author’s Note: My muse has all the ideas…for one-shots. OH WELL~ foroooolookashinything :D

Read: AO3 ll Fanfic.net

Anonymous asked: You are phenomenal and ravishing. I wish you all the happiness in the world.

Oh anon, you know how to romance a girl. Thank you!

Anonymous asked: Will you pick up the pace of writing anytime soon? I kind of need my Levony fix.. Okay scratch that. I just need my Natasi-Fic fix.

Hah, strangely I’m writing more than ever. I have 18k for a new fic

which I won’t be releasing because it’s all in segments. But here’s a teaser from the first chapter:

Lauren shook her head. “Do you accept my resignation?”

“I don’t really have much choice, do I?” Lauren waited, wondering if Evony knew how afraid she was, standing here now. “But we made an agreement. You could stay for as long as you like, and leave whenever you wanted. However, you’re aware that my terms for our agreement have also ended, yes?”

“Bo will protect me.”

Evony smirked. “That’s cute. I’m sure she’ll protect you just like she did with her other human.”

Lauren glared, her fingers curling before she relaxed. She wouldn’t lose her temper, not yet. “She’ll get her back.”

“And I’m sure that’s why you’re staying the extra two weeks; you want to peruse the archives for any information on Valhalla, I take it?” Lauren went still, eyes lifting to hold Evony’s. “Well, I’ll save you the trouble. You won’t find much, the valkyries keep their secrets close. If you want information, go speak with Tamsin.”

“She’s…” Lauren swallowed, it didn’t matter. Evony didn’t need to know. 

“No, she’s probably told some grande story about how happy the human must be. Reunited with whats-his-name.”

“Hale.”

“Yes, the old pain in my ass,” she grinned. “Until he resigned from being Ash. You know, the Ash’s are dropping like flies, it’s almost like I planned for it.” Lauren glared, not taking well to the humor. “Oh lighten up. Fortunately, the youngest Santiago would not have been taken to Valhalla, as he didn’t die in battle, nor was his soul claimed by valkyrie. And the human was…well…” she smirked. “I’m sure she wishes she was in Valhalla.”

Anonymous asked: You are SO great.

Anonymous asked: YOUR MORRIDOC TAG GIVES ME LIFE!!! Wonderland.

thank you, dear.

collarandbones:

So tired of almost canon lesbians. Tired of the tease, tired of the denial, tired of almost enjoying books or t.v. or movies. Tired of loving characters and seeing their lesbian potential and then witnessing the oncoming dick parade.

misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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davysprite:

STOP SCROLLING

imagine your OTP taking a bubble bath together

okay, continue

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

antivanrogue:

today, in “questions that could either be character development or smut prompts”:

if your OC/favorite character said “please" to you, all breathless and begging, what would they be asking?

pheberoni:

baby come back

floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
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